Frankie Quote #1243
Quote from Frankie in Heck on a Hard Body
Frankie: Good morning. Hey. How'd the desk get here?
Axl: Two big guys carried it down while you rode on top, screaming, "I'm queen of the world!"
Frankie: [groans] I'll understand if you have to transfer out.
Axl: [yawns] Actually... [groans] And, uh, don't get all in my face about it, but... you're kind of less embarrassing than I thought you would be. [sniffles] Very un-mom-like.
Frankie: Really? See? I am a person besides a mom, Axl. And that just goes to show you-
Axl: Oh, okay. You ruined it trying to make a lesson out of it or- Or something. Whatever. Let's just get out of here before anyone sees you.
Frankie: Hey, Julia. Notice anything different? Like the desk, maybe? Go ahead. Check it. [taps on the desk as Julian sticks his head underneath it]
Julian: Real mature.
The Middle Quotes
‘Heck on a Hard Body’ Quotes
Quote from Rusty
Mike: Rusty, what's all this?
Rusty: Oh, this? It's my new business. We make NFL shower curtains.
Mike: Really? You're making NFL shower curtains? You actually got permission from the NFL?
Rusty: Oh, yes, yes. No. No. Not officially. It's okay, though. I figured a way around it. Check this out. Huh?
Mike: "Cincinnati Begals"? "New York Gants."
Rusty: Yeah. Nobody will notice. It's a proven scientific fact. Your brain will just fill in the missing letters.
Mike: Maybe your brain.
Quote from Sue
Sue: Oh. I'm in training, too. Ehlert Motors is having a "Hands On A Hard Body" contest this weekend. The last person with their hand on the car wins it. Can you possibly think of a more perfect contest for me? I mean, who has more practice standing than me? I mean, I stand off to the side at dances, in gym waiting to be picked. I stand through half my classes because there aren't enough desks due to budget cuts. We're supposed to trade off, but nobody does. [chuckles] I'm gonna win myself a car!
Mike: All right, I got to get to work. We'll pick this up tonight, Brick.
Sue: Yikes, I should get to school. [removes hand from wall] Oh! Shoot. Rookie mistake. Glad I got it out of the way now. I mean, a mistake could happen like that! [removes hand from wall to snap fingers] Oh, shoot. I did it again.
Mike: Okay, see you later.
Sue: [waves] Bye, Dad. Oh, seriously?!
Quote from Sue
Woman: Did I mention I once did a yoga retreat where I spent two days in the warrior pose? Might as well give up now, sweetheart.
Sue: Really? You think I should give up? Let me tell you something about me. I never, ever give up. I have not made a hundred things, but I still try out. [laughs] When they tell me that I didn't make the team, I show up and ask to be manager. When there are no parts in the play for me, I ask to make the programs. The more I fail, the stronger I get! [breathes heavily] My whole life has led me to this moment! So I will stand here on my one burning leg for as long as it takes, so, ha! [insect buzzes] Ha ha ha! [gasps] Aah! I think I just swallowed a fly. [breathes heavily] But I am still not giving up!
Woman: Oh, you can't beat crazy.
Mr. Ehlert: We have a winner! Finally!
Sue: Whoo!
Mr. Ehlert: This is the worst idea I ever had.