Brick Quote #502

Quote from Brick in The Carpool

Frankie: [v.o.] I did worry I was a little harsh with Mike. Unfortunately, I was up all night worrying about it, which meant...
Frankie: [honks horn] Oh, come on! Let's go!
Dotty: We have a quiz first period, you know. It's really important. It's 12% of our grade.
Frankie: "12% of our grade." Nerd. Listen, we're gonna make it. We got plenty of time.
Brick: [to Dotty] Just regular bread today? No baguette? Tell your mom I'm not a fan.
Ella: We left too late. My mom and dad were talking about your mom always being late, and my dad said your mom's a real case.
Brick: Mmm.

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 ‘The Carpool’ Quotes

Quote from Axl

Hutch: Damn. I was gonna hit you, but it looked like somebody beat me to it. What's going on? I haven't seen you in days.
Axl: I'm dying here, man. I'm crapping out in my real classes 'cause I'm spending so much time studying for a class I'm not even taking just to hook up with a girl. Now, when I say it out loud, it does actually make sense. I can't keep this up. Kenny, you got to help me, man. You got to help me, Kenny! Kenny!
Hutch: Hey, game over, man. Time to pull the rip cord. You got to come clean with this chick.
Axl: No. It's been so long since I touched a girl, Hutch. I thought when I came to college, it'd be this buffet of women from all around the world... Kentucky, Illinois, Northern Illinois but it isn't, man. It just isn't!
Hutch: Okay!
Axl: [feels pulse] What does a heart attack feel like?

Quote from Frankie

Frankie: [v.o.] Axl was lucky. He only had one person mad at him. I had three.
[Bill honks his car horn outside]
Frankie: Damn it! I let you stay up late to watch the finale of Shark Tank after you promised me you would wake up early! What are you doing?
Brick: I'm jazzing up breakfast with a banana.
Frankie: Oh, no. Breakfast is over. Here. You can have it for lunch.
Mike: Axl says he can't go to the game 'cause he's boning up for some big astronomy test. Did you know he was taking astronomy?
Frankie: Of course I know he's taking astronomy. I'm his mother.

Quote from Frankie

[Nancy honks her car horn outside]
Frankie: Damn it! I let you stay up late to watch Undercover Boss 'cause you said you could handle it. Now, where are your shoes?!
Brick: I was hoping you'd know.