Reverend TimTom Quote #25
Quote from Reverend TimTom in Hallelujah Hoedown
Reverend TimTom: Whoa, Samson.
Sue: Reverend TimTom.
Reverend TimTom: What you doing, Sue Heck?
Sue: I let you down, Reverend TimTom. I tried to be happy for them, but I'm still jealous. Maybe I'm just not meant to drive. My drive to drive drove my friends away, so I am done being that driven to drive. I have decided I am not gonna get my license.
Reverend TimTom: Let me ask you something. When you take a test at school, and you don't have all the answers, do you just get up and walk away?
Sue: No. I would never. I always answer what I can. I can still get partial credit.
Reverend TimTom: Exactly. The Sue Heck I know doesn't quit after just five tries. Now hop on.
Sue: Where are we going?
Reverend TimTom: You'll see. [Sue climbs on] Hyah!
The Middle Quotes
‘Hallelujah Hoedown’ Quotes
Quote from Sue
Sue: He-he-he-hoo. He-he-he-hoo. He-he-he-hoo.
Frankie: Sue, you're gonna pass out again.
Mike: What is she doing?
Sue: I found Mom's old Lamaze tapes. I realized I have been psyching myself out for these driving tests. And if I can control my breathing, I can control my driving. [exhales] He-he-he-hoo. And breathe the baby out. Okay. All right. I am gonna go listen to "Fearless" by Taylor Swift one more time, and then, Dad, you and I are gonna go to the B.M.V. Whoo-hoo! Go, Sue.
Quote from Reverend TimTom
Sue: Well, lately, I've been having these weird feelings inside, and I don't get it. See, all my friends have been getting their driver's licenses, but I keep failing. And when Brad told me he got his license, instead of feeling happy for him, I just wanted to punch that smile right off his face. So what do you think that means?
Reverend TimTom: Hmm. Sounds like somebody's dancin' her first dance with that old friend the green-eyed monster.
Sue: What do you mean?
Reverend TimTom: You're jealous, Sue. It's a pretty common problem. Throughout history, many have felt its sting... Cain and Abel, Ishmael and Isaac, the Jonas brothers and 1D.
Quote from Darrin
Sean: $147. Bam. That's it. That's enough to rent the Orson limo for prom.
Darrin: I rode in that when my grandma died. It was awesome. I rode the whole way to the cemetery out the sunroof.