Darrin Quote #19
Quote from Darrin in The Smile
Sean: All right, men, uh, enough college talk. Let's talk about something really important. Our senior prank.
Axl: Yeah. I'm not sure I'm really feeling a prank this year.
Darrin: Dude, we're seniors. When else are we gonna do it?
Axl: I just don't feel like it, 'kay? Don't get your diapers in a twist.
Darrin: They're not diapers. They're adult comfort shorts. My grandpa wears 'em when he plays golf.
The Middle Quotes
‘The Smile’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Frankie: [v.o.] So while Mike and I had been harassing the loyal servants of the US Postal Service, turns out it wasn't the '80s anymore, and the news we were all waiting for was coming over a different kind of mail. [cell phone buzzes]
Axl: Yes! I'm in! Oh, my God! I just got an official e-mail from East Indiana State. It's official! I'm in! Oh, my God. That's it! I'm outta here! So long, suckers! East Indiana State freshmen rule! [high-pitched voice] Ha ha ha ha! Whoo! [exits and then returns] I still have to graduate, don't I? [teacher nods]
Quote from Mike
Brick: Dad, can you please get me an iPad?
Mike: I'm heating up my coffee with a hair dryer. What do you think?
Brick: I don't think you realize what getting me an iPad would mean. For example, when we go on trips, you wouldn't have to lug around all my books. Remember that time you threw out your back while picking up my book bag?
Mike: The answer's still no, but thanks for reminding me I'm old.
Quote from Frankie
Brick: So the iPad? Yes or no?
Frankie: Brick, the only way you're getting an iPad is if you're in Steve Jobs' will.