Mike Quote #507
Quote from Mike in Christmas Help
Frankie: Well, we're just gonna have to come with a way to do Christmas on the cheap. I mean, the kids are older now. They'll get it, right? Hey, maybe we give 'em homemade gifts? You know, from the heart?
Mike: They're still gonna want presents.
Frankie: Okay, well, how about we... we go outside and throw snowballs and make snow angels and create a magical Christmas memory?
Mike: They're still gonna want presents.
Frankie: [sighs] Okay. All right. Go with me here... I... fake my own death, and then I just show up on Christmas day... "Surprise! I'm alive!"
Mike: "Glad you're not dead, Mom! Now where's my presents?"
Frankie: Okay. We'll figure something out.
The Middle Quotes
‘Christmas Help’ Quotes
Quote from Rusty
Rusty: I'm telling you, man, it's a golden opportunity.
Mike: I don't know, Rusty.
Rusty: Come on, Mike, how many llamas can I put you down for?
Quote from Brick
Frankie: So do you have a part?
Brick: I'm the wise man who brings frankincense to the baby Jesus. I really wanted myrrh. [whispers] Myrrh.
Quote from Reverend TimTom
Reverend TimTom: [plays guitar and sings] It's a bell you can't unring It's a song you can't unsing It's a gift you can never take back That's why it's best to stay on track And wait 'til marriage [talks] Okay, everybody. I'll see you next week.