Frankie: Well, we're just gonna have to come with a way to do Christmas on the cheap. I mean, the kids are older now. They'll get it, right? Hey, maybe we give 'em homemade gifts? You know, from the heart?
Mike: They're still gonna want presents.
Frankie: Okay, well, how about we... we go outside and throw snowballs and make snow angels and create a magical Christmas memory?
Mike: They're still gonna want presents.
Frankie: [sighs] Okay. All right. Go with me here... I... fake my own death, and then I just show up on Christmas day... "Surprise! I'm alive!"
Mike: "Glad you're not dead, Mom! Now where's my presents?"
Frankie: Okay. We'll figure something out.