Axl Quote #319

Quote from Axl in Leap Year

Sue: Okay, Axl, now I'm not saying you have to tell me anything, but... If a bunch of people happened to be coming over today, how would I want to dress? Would it be more casual or dressy? Is there a theme? Is it Hollywood?
Axl: Well... I can't tell you much, but you're gonna want to go wait in the basement.
Sue: Wait. Right now?
Axl: Damn it, Sue! I wasn't supposed to say anything. Now go in there so I don't get in trouble.
Sue: What am I supposed to do?
Axl: It's not ready yet. Just wait.
Sue: [o.s.] Okay. This is so exciting!

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 ‘Leap Year’ Quotes

Quote from Mike

Axl: Hey. How come you get a cat, and we don't?
Sue: Can you bring him home? Can I feed him? Can he sleep in my room?
Brick: Why does he get to sleep in your room? I'm the one with no friends.
Mike: Nobody's getting the cat. The cat is dead.
Sue: Our cat died?!
Frankie: Oh, Mike, what happened?
Mike: Well, he was so weak, he couldn't even eat or drink, so I was kind of holding him, feeding him milk with an eyedropper, felt him sort of shudder, and I looked in his eyes, and he let out one last little meow, and... He was gone. So wrapped him in my shirt, took him down to the west berm. Where he liked to lay in the sun, and, uh, dug a hole and buried him. So what's this? Chow mein?

Quote from Sue

Frankie: Here it is.
Sue: [gasps] Patchwork cake. I saw this on Cake Boss! [screams] Aah!
All: [sing] Happy Birthday to Sue Happy Birthday to Sue Happy Birthday, dear Sue Happy Birthday to Sue.
Frankie: Don't forget to make a wish.
Sue: What could I wish for? I got everything I ever wanted.
Frankie: [v.o.] God bless Sue. As I looked at her blowing out the bathroom candle on her patchwork car wash cake, I felt like sometimes I didn't deserve her. But the good thing about having somebody that optimistic in the family is that her optimism rubs off on all of us.

Quote from Frankie

Frankie: Hey, Brick. Oh, shoot. They forgot yours. Mm. Well, here. Have two fries. Use extra ketchup so you get your vegetables.