Mike Quote #110
Sue: Uh... Well, see, it's not so bad. There's a TV. And the bathroom is... [screams] There's poop in the toilet. [all groan]
Axl: Gross.
Frankie: All right, we'll just flush it. It's not a big deal, my God. [toilet flushes] Mike, I need help. And towels!
Mike: Watch TV. [static]
Brick: The TV doesn't work.
Frankie: What did you say?
Brick: The TV doesn't work. See? It's just static. [Frankie sighs]
Axl: Well, thank you, Sue, for the worst vacation we've ever had. And I am including the Ozarks and the frog infestation. I mean, come on, people, you know we're all thinking it!
Mike: Hey, we could spend all night criticizing Sue's lousy decisions, but we need some sleep. So start sleeping now.
The Middle Quotes
‘The Bee’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Axl: I had the lowest of expectations, and I'm still disappointed.
Quote from Mr. Ehlert
Frankie: [v.o.] Americans have had a long love affair with their cars. Road trips, tailgating, family vacations... But these days, not so much.
Mr. Ehlert: America is treating its cars like an old wife it's sick of sleeping with because maybe she's gained a little weight or stopped taking care of herself. No offense, Frances.
Frankie: None taken?
Mr. Ehlert: America's bored with their cars, and we need a little PR to fix that. Everybody give a big hand to our new customer-relations supervisor, Frances Heck.
Frankie: Oh. [applause]
Mr. Ehlert: From now on, Frances, you're responsible for writing birthday cards to all the cars we've sold over the last 10 years.
Frankie: I'm writing birthday cards to cars?
Mr. Ehlert: You have until next week to do 5,000. Congratulations on your promotion.
Quote from Axl
Sue: I'm gonna get postcards from every fun thing we do for my birthday weekend, and Mom's gonna help me make a scrapbook.
Axl: Awesome. I'm gonna take pictures of every lame thing we do on this lame weekend, and then Mom can look to them for clues as to why I ran away.