Sue: Uh... Well, see, it's not so bad. There's a TV. And the bathroom is... [screams] There's poop in the toilet. [all groan]
Axl: Gross.
Frankie: All right, we'll just flush it. It's not a big deal, my God. [toilet flushes] Mike, I need help. And towels!
Mike: Watch TV. [static]
Brick: The TV doesn't work.
Frankie: What did you say?
Brick: The TV doesn't work. See? It's just static. [Frankie sighs]
Axl: Well, thank you, Sue, for the worst vacation we've ever had. And I am including the Ozarks and the frog infestation. I mean, come on, people, you know we're all thinking it!
Mike: Hey, we could spend all night criticizing Sue's lousy decisions, but we need some sleep. So start sleeping now.