Quote from Mr. Ehlert in The Bee
Frankie: [v.o.] Americans have had a long love affair with their cars. Road trips, tailgating, family vacations... But these days, not so much. Mr. Ehlert: America is treating its cars like an old wife it's sick of sleeping with because maybe she's gained a little weight or stopped taking care of herself. No offense, Frances. Frankie: None taken? Mr. Ehlert: America's bored with their cars, and we need a little PR to fix that. Everybody give a big hand to our new customer-relations supervisor, Frances Heck. Frankie: Oh. [applause] Mr. Ehlert: From now on, Frances, you're responsible for writing birthday cards to all the cars we've sold over the last 10 years. Frankie: I'm writing birthday cards to cars? Mr. Ehlert: You have until next week to do 5,000. Congratulations on your promotion.