Brad Quote #105
Quote from Brad in Thank You for Not Kissing
Brad: Excellent. But just to be super picky, you were playing with your hair the whole time.
Sue: Ugh. Seriously? Ugh! I didn't even realize I was doing it. Okay, um... Maybe if I keep my hands in my back pockets. No. Or under my armpits? Okay, this is crazy. [sighs] Sean either likes me for who I am or he doesn't, and if he doesn't, it's not meant to be.
Brad: There. You have just become Jessica Chastain before my eyes. Just one little thing... I did some light snooping on your competition. Her name is Kelly Marie Dannemiller, and she was Oklahoma's Junior Miss, second runner-up to America's Junior Miss. She spoke out against human trafficking, and she yodels. Did you want to know that?
Sue: I don't even care. It doesn't matter! I am taking the snow globe over to Sean, and I am telling him how I feel. No more chickening out.
Brad: Okay. Good. Then I'm not even gonna tell you she's self-taught on the ukulele.
Sue: Good for her.
The Middle Quotes
‘Thank You for Not Kissing’ Quotes
Quote from Sue
Sue: And what you may not know is, the symbol of the unicorn has greatly impacted cultures throughout history. Obviously, we all know they're not real. Even if a little girl on cold medicine once thought she saw one out her window, she did not.
Quote from Brick
Mike: The school called me and your mom down to talk to Dr. Fulton. Word is, you and Cindy are getting a little frisky at school.
Brick: Oh, yeah, when I was making out with Cindy, I saw him lurking around out of the corner of my eye. He was trying to talk to me. Who talks during a prayer vigil?
Mike: Well, the can got kicked down the road to me, so I think it's time for a little father/son chat. I, uh... I assume that Axl has told you about sex?
Brick: Yeah, I'm up to speed. I had a little mix-up on a health quiz. Turns out there are no outside ovaries. Let me save you some embarrassment. We don't have them.
Mike: I'm aware.
Quote from Cindy
Frankie: [v.o.] Having gotten the sex talk with Brick out of the way, Mike went back to doing what was really important... trying to get another 1,000 miles out of his car.
Cindy: Did you tell Brick to stop kissing me?
Mike: W-Well... yeah. No. Not in so many words.
Cindy: How many words did you use?
Mike: Look, the school has a policy...
Cindy: So you're trying to pin this on the school? Since your little Interference, Brick's grown distant. He won't make out before school, he won't make out in science class when we dissect the frog. We always make out over the frog.
Mike: Okay, see, that right there...