Dr. Goodwin Quote #16
Quote from Dr. Goodwin in Dental Hijinks
Mike: [answers phone] Hello?
Dr. Goodwin: Are you alone?
Mike: Yes.
Dr. Goodwin: Good. So, I did what you said. When Frankie asked how it went, I said, "Fine."
Mike: Great.
Dr. Goodwin: Wait. There's more. I said you had mesial distal occlusal with a slight pulp horn exposure. You got that? Mesial distal occlusal with a slight pulp horn exposure.
Mike: Or you could have just said you took care of it, and we're done.
Dr. Goodwin: I wish you would have told me that before, 'cause I said you need to come in for a follow-up appointment.
Mike: Why'd you tell her that?
Dr. Goodwin: Because you had a mesial distal occlusal with a slight pulp horn exposure!
Mike: I didn't!
Dr. Goodwin: Listen, if we're gonna get away with this, we got to get our story straight. This thing lives or dies in the details. Now, Frankie's coming home with the appointment card. Just act casual. This conversation never happened.
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Quote from Brick
Brick: Anyway, you've heard of the musical Hamilton?
Mike: No.
Frankie: Yes.
Brick: Well, the school is voting on what the spring play should be this year, and I was thinking, with the recent popularity of Hamilton, that I would write and submit my own. Because if we're celebrating unsung heroes, I believe there's someone we're all forgetting. Sergeant Charles Stuart MacKenzie! It's got everything... World War I, bagpipes, Scottish rap.
Mike: I can't leave work today to pick him up when the nurse calls.
Frankie: Well, I can't, either. Dr. Goodwin's getting me to take me to some seminar. Well, hopefully it'll happen on the bus and the driver will just carry him to the stoop.
Brick: They all laughed at Lin-Manuel Miranda.
Frankie: That's true.
Mike: Who's she?
Quote from Brick
Brick: [Scottish accent] ♪ They stabbed him in the shoulder ♪ ♪ Only made him bolder, got him in the gut ♪ ♪ Say what-what? ♪ Bagpipe beatbox! [imitates bagpipes]
Mike: How many more hours till I can take another pain pill?
Frankie: You just took one.
Mike: Damn.
Brick: ♪ And then his maw said with dread ♪ ♪ "My poor bonny Charlie's dead" ♪ ♪ MacKenzie's life was done ♪ ♪ So done ♪ ♪ But he had taken out a Hun ♪ ♪ A Hun ♪ ♪ Or two or three ♪ ♪ Maybe shot one in the knee ♪
Quote from Dr. Goodwin
Dr. Goodwin: I'm surprised you didn't want to come in on a day Frankie was working. She is such a hoot. Sometimes she pretends to nod off while working and slumps right over onto her patient. [chuckles]
Mike: So, here's how this is gonna work. You're gonna tell Frankie you checked out my tooth, it's fine, and that's gonna be the end of it.
Dr. Goodwin: Oh. Oh, I don't know, Mike. That would be a lie. I don't like to lie. What would I tell Frankie?
Mike: Well, if it makes you feel better, we can go grab a beer and that way when she says, "How'd it go?" you can say you spent an hour with me and I was happy, and that would all be true.
Dr. Goodwin: Okay, I guess I'm in.
Mike: All right.
Dr. Goodwin: [laughs] Uh! This feels so wrong! We're like Thelma and Louise.
Mike: [laughs] No, we're not.