Sue Quote #887
Quote from Sue in Ovary and Out
Axl: Is it me, or was that weird?
Sue: Yes. I mean, I love that Sean and Lexie went off together, 'cause they're both great.
Axl: Yeah, they're awesome. And it's cool that Lexie was being so nice to Sean, 'cause he's got that squeaky-clean, successful med-school-student thing that most girls are not that into.
Sue: I just hope he wasn't put off by her, 'cause she was so obvious. You order a salad in front of a guy, it's like, "Hello! Please marry me."
Axl: Uh, Sean was the obvious one. "You're so pretty. You look like Snow White." Lame.
Sue: What about Lexie, showing off her Ezekiel Gumford knowledge?
Axl: I just thought Sean had game, but if that's his game, then damn. But, hey, if Lexie liked it, then great. That's great. They're both great. And if they were a couple, they'd be twice as great.
Sue: Oh, duh! My best friend and my neighbor who's like a brother to me... and nothing more... end up together? What could be better than that? I actually now hope it happens. I'm gonna pray on it tonight. Do you weirdly feel like you want to eat a lot of ice cream right now?
Axl: I weirdly do.
Sue: Yeah.
The Middle Quotes
‘Ovary and Out’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Brick: Well, we got a great turnout at Font Club. Unfortunately, most of the kids are just in it for the credit. But there is this one guy, Gibson. He's a savant. He's a font savant. He's a safont!
Frankie: Brick, you're on your own for dinner tonight.
Brick: I just got to raise my game. I got too relaxed... You know, a little sloppy, a little lazy. So this is good. It's like when a new sports star comes in and forces the established sports star to up his sport.
Mike: That's right! That's what I'm talking about. [tries to high-five Brick; Brick misses]
Brick: [laughs] I'm gonna check out the new font websites, see what the kids are using these days.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [sighs] Well, I'm fine.
Mike: You sound great.
Frankie: No, I am. My ovaries are fine. Unfortunately, they're like raisins. And not the cute, plump California ones that dance and wear gloves. They're like the hard, shriveled, sad, deformed ones in the Raisin Flakes we get from the Frugal Hoosier.
Mike: Well, this can't be a shock, Frankie. I mean, you are 50...
Frankie: I know what I am, thanks. [exhales sharply] You don't get it. Because they don't shut men's factories downs. They only shut women's factories down.
Mike: What factories?
Frankie: This factory. I mean, I liked knowing it was open. Now it's all red-tagged and padlocked with bulldozers in the parking lot.
Mike: I feel like anything I say here is gonna be wrong, so... you want to just hug me?
Quote from Brick
Brick: Dad, I need your opinion on this. I finally figured out why there are only three people in Font Club.
Mike: Because it's Font Club?
Brick: Exactly! It's a "Club," not an "Activity." But I petitioned the school to grant Font Club "Activity" status, so now kids can get community-service credit if they join. Now, let me walk you through the different fonts. I suggest you close your eyes between each one as a palate cleanser.
Mike: How 'bout I close my eyes for all of 'em?
Brick: Now, the first font in contention is Caviar Dreams. Clean, modern... [cellphone rings]