Pat Quote #29
Quote from Pat in Not Mother's Day
Frankie: Okay, Mom, your turn.
Pat: [gasps] I get to pick, too? Oh, this is fun. Mike, I got you. [gasps] I already know what I'm gonna give you. A lifetime pass so you never have to dance with me. [Frankie and Pat chuckle]
Mike: I don't follow.
Pat: Oh, it's nothing. We don't have to talk about it now.
Frankie: Oh, perfect. I got Mom for Mother's Day. I'm sorry... Not Mother's Day.
Sue: Oh, I got Brick. [gasps] I already have an idea of what I'm gonna do.
Mike: Hang on. Pat, I don't get what you mean by a dance pass.
Pat: Oh, it's just about at Janet's wedding when I tried to get you to dance with me and you wouldn't. It's water under the bridge.
The Middle Quotes
‘Not Mother's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Axl: What is the best way to pay myself for all the great things I do? Man, this is hard. I really want to do right by me. Brick, if you were me, what would you get me? You know what? You could never be me, so why even think about it? It's like God talking to an ant.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Okay, no, Mom. You pushed out Axl's pointy head, and didn't you say that Brick practically destroyed your insides?
Frankie: He did treat my uterus like a rock star in a hotel room. Just trashed the place and left.
Quote from Brick
Mike: Hey, I am thrilled to have my Sunday back, [clears throat] but isn't your mom supposed to come down?
Frankie: Oh, crap. You know what? She'll be fine with my Not Mother's Day. She just wants to see everybody, hang out, maybe have dinner.
Mike: Sounds a lot like Mother's Day.
Frankie: It's completely different. Hey, maybe you kids could make her a card. [kids groan]
Brick: "To the woman who gave birth to the woman who gave birth to me. Love, Brick."
Axl: "And Axl."
Sue: Hey, wait. Can I get in on that?
Axl: Can't put three names on a card, Sue. It's tacky.