Sue Quote #799
Professor Grant: Hey, there.
Sue: Oh, hi. Hi, Professor Grant. Um, sorry I haven't been to class in a couple days. Uh, I have this pottery class. It's really super demanding. I have an ashtray due Friday that I haven't even started glazing yet.
Professor Grant: Well, actually, I came to see Jeremy here. But if you could hang on one sec. One sec. [to Jeremy] Hey. So, I brought you your quiz from last week. You did well.
Jeremy: [over bullhorn] You got a 95%.Oh, I can't believe I missed number two. So, look, Jeremy. I... I really appreciate what you're trying to do here. It is, uh, easy to see and smell how passionate you are. Um, but I think it's time that you came back to class. I can't keep bringing you your tests and assignments every day, and I'm afraid that you're gonna fall behind. But... and here's an idea... Um, if you felt like you were ready to come back to class, then maybe Sue could catch you up to speed. [Sue shakes her head] O-Of course, Sue, that would mean you'd have to come back to class.
Sue: Yeah, I don't know.
Professor Grant: And, gosh, I can't even remember why you stopped coming to class in the first place.
Sue: Because I wandered into your closet and imagined where my stuff would go.
Professor Grant: I'm trying something here, Sue. Work with me a little bit?
Sue: Oh. Oh!
Jeremy: [over bullhorn] This is a really nice moment.
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