Sue Quote #774
Quote from Sue in Hecks at a Movie
Sue: [muffled groan] Are you kidding me? Really?! You give me an Abercrombie model with washboard abs, and then you take him away from me? I will never forgive you for this! Dear God, please forgive me for saying I will never forgive you for this. I'm sorry. I'm-- I'm not myself. You know, I'm confused. It's like I want to fight for Logan, but that would mean competing with you. And I don't want to steal Logan from you. Not that I could steal Logan from you. And I would never steal. Except for the spraws and the butter. Is this punishment for that? This is so frustrating. It's like you are the only one who could help me, but you're also my nemesis. [gasps] Dear God, please forgive me for calling you my nemesis. [exhales] I'm gonna stop talking now. Please just tell me what to do.
The Middle Quotes
‘Hecks at a Movie’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Male Voice: [on film] [action music plays] Coming, Summer 2016. Based on the best-selling series that swept the nation... [music stops]
Man: [on film] Silligans.
Male Voice: [on film] David S. Rosenthal's... Planet Nowhere.
Brick: They're doing a movie about Planet Nowhere!
Male Voice: [on film] Hugh Jackman as Professor Faxon. Ray Liotta is Gackos the Batossian. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is Soran. And introducing Montana Steinberg as Princess Kalakare. [lasers blasting]
Kalakare: [on film] The Vernegos will prevail.
Brick: Princess Kalakare's 132 years old! That kid's not a day over 11! They can't do this! You can't do this!
Mike: Brick, it's not like the couch. You got to sit down.
Brick: Stop the movie! Stop the movie!
Quote from Brick
Brick: I mean, what we just saw isn't Planet Nowhere. The sets are cheap. The Kalakarians look like Silligans. And Hugh Jackman? He can't pull off this material. He's a song-and-dance man. I'm sick. I'm just sick over this.
Mike: That could be the potatoes.
Brick: Who are these Warner Brothers? Is there one who's like the leader, so if I get to him, the others will fall in line? 'Cause I need them to not release this movie.
Frankie: Brick, once the previews come out, it's done. It's too late.
Brick: Did Professor Faxon give up when he was negotiating with the Zorgonauts for the Malakian Canal? He didn't. But I can understand your confusion, 'cause Hugh Jackman would fold like a Klugarg. That's Malakian for card table. I have to stop this.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: We're taking you now. Here, put these Milk Dudes up your sleeve.
Brick: What are Milk Dudes?
Frankie: The Frugal Hoosier version of Milk Duds.
Brick: What are Milk Duds?
Frankie: You know what Milk Duds are. It's a classic movie sna-- Oh.