Sue Quote #734
Quote from Sue in Thanksgiving VII
Brad: Wow. Déjà Sue! Are you just starting your shift?
Sue: [chuckles] I never left.
Brad: You worked three shifts in a row? Please tell me you saw Logan.
Sue: No. But I saw one of the other greeters. Turns out, Logan is in Chicago visiting his grandma. [chuckles]
Brad: Oh, no. I'm sorry.
Sue: Mm. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. [grabs a sauce container] Are you kidding me? [jumps up on the counter] This is great because now I have a new plan. I just need to casually drive to Chicago and casually find out where his grandma lives and casually wait outside her house...
Brad: Sue, I'm gonna write you a reality check payable right now. This is not who you are. Where is the girl who was quoting Lean In all summer? The Sue Heck I know doesn't cross state lines to chase after some guy just because maybe he likes her.
Sue: You're right. What am I doing? You know, we always used to make fun of people like this, and now I've... Oh, my god. Is that Logan?
Brad: No, that's not him. That's Dale. I think.
Sue: Seriously. Could I be any more pathetic? This is not the kind of woman I want to be. And it's Thanksgiving. [bell dings]
Muzak: We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year [Brad puts on a Santa hat]
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving VII’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Okay, look. The potatoes were still kind of hard. This can just be our little secret. Nobody out there needs to know. Believe me, two years ago when I worked the squash harvest, this thing was a lifesaver.
Sheila: [gasps] You've done this before?
Frankie: Look, if anybody sees me, I'll just tell them that my cousin from the Louisiana territory just invented it. The great inventor Hosiah... Newton-John.
Sheila: My soul would die at the thought of people getting anything less than the authentic experience they paid $8 for. They did not pay to have somebody cut corners.
Frankie: Well, guess what. Historically, I come from a long line of corner-cutters, so cutting corners now is actually me being authentic. So there.
Quote from Brick
Mike: See, in a real game, we don't see each other's cards, so you can pretend that you have a really good hand and the other guy might believe you and quit.
Brick: You mean lie? That doesn't seem very sporting.
Mike: Well, it's called bluffing, and it's part of the game. So, now I'm gonna deal a hand where I can't see your cards. So I'm not gonna be able to help you. You're on your own.
Brick: Ooh. [puts pretzels in the pot] I have a great hand. [whispers] I'm bluffing.
Mike: Okay, our problem here is that you have what we call a tell. And your tell is that you... tell.
Brick: Mm.
Mike: So we're gonna have to work on that. [Brick eats a pretzel] You're eating money.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: All right, well, if nobody cares, how about we float Thanksgiving to December? Wait. That's too close to Christmas. Let's see. How about... January?
Sue: Can't. Our a cappella group is doing this big month-long tribute to the '80s... Duran Duran-uary. [laughs]
Brick: February's out. Cindy's got something big planned for Valentine's Day. What's a couples retreat?
Frankie: Okay, how about March?
Mike & Axl: March Madness!
Frankie: Okay, who's free in May?
Axl: Yeah, nothing good happens in May.
Sue: Well, except Mother's Day.
Frankie: Like he said, nothing good happens in May.