Brad: Wow. Déjà Sue! Are you just starting your shift?
Sue: [chuckles] I never left.
Brad: You worked three shifts in a row? Please tell me you saw Logan.
Sue: No. But I saw one of the other greeters. Turns out, Logan is in Chicago visiting his grandma. [chuckles]
Brad: Oh, no. I'm sorry.
Sue: Mm. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. [grabs a sauce container] Are you kidding me? [jumps up on the counter] This is great because now I have a new plan. I just need to casually drive to Chicago and casually find out where his grandma lives and casually wait outside her house...
Brad: Sue, I'm gonna write you a reality check payable right now. This is not who you are. Where is the girl who was quoting Lean In all summer? The Sue Heck I know doesn't cross state lines to chase after some guy just because maybe he likes her.
Sue: You're right. What am I doing? You know, we always used to make fun of people like this, and now I've... Oh, my god. Is that Logan?
Brad: No, that's not him. That's Dale. I think.
Sue: Seriously. Could I be any more pathetic? This is not the kind of woman I want to be. And it's Thanksgiving. [bell dings]
Muzak: We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year [Brad puts on a Santa hat]