Axl Quote #853
Axl: I knew if you came to my college, you would ruin my life! And I've been so good to you! I took you out for pizza! I nodded at you in the quad, twice! I saw you wipe out in the union. I didn't laugh or draw attention or anything!
Sue: I am so, so sorry, Axl. I thought I was helping. If I'm the one who broke you two up, I will never forgive myself.
Axl: Okay, you know what? That's it. We're going back to the old rules. You don't know me, and I don't know you, all right? No saying hi. No waving at me across campus. 150-foot radius around me at all times. If you see me coming, you lay in a ditch until I pass! We are done!
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Frankie: All I asked was for you to clean the bathroom! How hard is that?
Brick: Well, if you want to do it properly, you have to get to the root of the problem.
Frankie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Brick. We are not "root of the problem" people. The surface is where we live. You start chipping away and digging down to the root of everything, the whole place falls apart. The filth and grime is what's holding everything together. You want to see a video of how we fix things? We wipe, we slide, we shove, we close. If a drawer is too full to open, move on to the next one. Never open it again.
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Brick: I'm beginning to think you only had children because you wanted slaves.
Mike: No, we had them 'cause of beer.
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Really, Brick?
Brick: I'm on it. All I need is a can of high-quality thin-set and a ceramic saw. Randy Poteat on Youtube says, "Y'all got to do it right the first time, or y'all be back at it in 10 years." [whispers] Randy Poteat.