Axl: I knew if you came to my college, you would ruin my life! And I've been so good to you! I took you out for pizza! I nodded at you in the quad, twice! I saw you wipe out in the union. I didn't laugh or draw attention or anything!
Sue: I am so, so sorry, Axl. I thought I was helping. If I'm the one who broke you two up, I will never forgive myself.
Axl: Okay, you know what? That's it. We're going back to the old rules. You don't know me, and I don't know you, all right? No saying hi. No waving at me across campus. 150-foot radius around me at all times. If you see me coming, you lay in a ditch until I pass! We are done!