Sue Quote #671
Quote from Sue in Two of a Kind
Coach Babbitt: Well, well, well. I guess to you people, "stay in your seats" means "walk around, cavorting with your friends." Heck, let me see that list. [Sue hands Coach Babbitt a pad] Oh. Okay. So that's how you're gonna play it, huh? Yeah. I thought you'd sing like a canary, but you've given me nothing.
Sue: But...
Coach Babbitt: I guess that's it, then. You're all free to go, because Heck here thought it was more important to protect her fellow delinquents than to do the job I gave her. [all the other students leave] Are you crazy?! 14 years of detention, and not one student has ever written down a single name. And you've got a whole list of them here... Some of them with three frowny faces.
Sue: I wanted to organize it for you. I put it in order of severity of offense.
Coach Babbitt: [sighs] This might surprise you, but I like you, Heck. You're an incredibly sweet, diligent, and conscientious person, and that's the exact kind of crap that's gonna get you killed out in the real world! You got to toughen up, kid! Huh? Or you're gonna become human mulch!
Sue: Have a great day.
Coach Babbitt: Bup-bup!
Sue: I mean... Whatevs, lady!
Coach Babbitt: Attagirl!
The Middle Quotes
‘Two of a Kind’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Dutch: But, you know, back in my day, all you needed was an idea to go into business. Today, you need an idea and more degrees than a thermometer.
Brick: That's just crackers on butter.
Dutch: [chuckling] Exactly. What... crackers on what?
Brick: Butter. I decided to make up my own idiom. You see, normally, you put butter on crackers, but this is crackers on butter. It means something doesn't make any sense. I'm really hoping it catches on.
Dutch: That's great, Brick. You're an idea man.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Look, Mike, you know I've had a pain in my heart that my dad and his brother have had this rift. And now he's reaching out to him after all these years. You know I always say "you do for family." Well, do before they're dead. That's my new one.
Quote from Tag
Dutch: Come on, Tag. Let's show 'em what we got.
Tag: Can't. Mike's got to take a whiz, and he needs my help getting to the can. I mean, the guy's got a bladder like a spaghetti strainer.