Sue Quote #667
Quote from Sue in Two of a Kind
Sue: Axl, the worst thing that could ever happen to me has happened to me. I got detention.
Axl: Hm. What'd you do... over-decorate your locker?
Sue: No. Remember how you're not allowed to leave campus at lunch? Well, some kids were going to Arby's because they were serving beanies and weenies in the cafeteria that day, and I got busted.
[flashback:]
Mr. Farrar: Did you guys sneak off campus? [Sue nods as all of her friends shake their heads]
[present:]
Axl: Did I teach you nothing?! You always point to the person on your right.
Sue: Ugh. This isn't funny, Axl! I am gonna have a permanent black mark on my record. Plus, how am I supposed to tell Mom and Dad? How?!
Axl: Here's how you tell Mom and Dad. [snaps fingers]
Sue: What's that? Charades? [gasps] You think I should tell them in a game so they won't be so mad.
Axl: No. You're not gonna tell them at all.
Sue: What?! First, I'm breaking school bylaws, and now I'm withholding information from my parents. Who am I?!
The Middle Quotes
‘Two of a Kind’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Dutch: But, you know, back in my day, all you needed was an idea to go into business. Today, you need an idea and more degrees than a thermometer.
Brick: That's just crackers on butter.
Dutch: [chuckling] Exactly. What... crackers on what?
Brick: Butter. I decided to make up my own idiom. You see, normally, you put butter on crackers, but this is crackers on butter. It means something doesn't make any sense. I'm really hoping it catches on.
Dutch: That's great, Brick. You're an idea man.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Look, Mike, you know I've had a pain in my heart that my dad and his brother have had this rift. And now he's reaching out to him after all these years. You know I always say "you do for family." Well, do before they're dead. That's my new one.
Quote from Tag
Dutch: Come on, Tag. Let's show 'em what we got.
Tag: Can't. Mike's got to take a whiz, and he needs my help getting to the can. I mean, the guy's got a bladder like a spaghetti strainer.