Brick Quote #662
Quote from Brick in Operation Infiltration
Dr. Fulton: Okay, well, what about these boys makes you think they'll be receptive to you?
Brick: Well, Parker got assigned to me in science lab, and he didn't groan. And the whole time we worked together, he tolerated me.
Dr. Fulton: Ooh, tolerating is progress.
Brick: I'm gonna make my move this Saturday on the trip to the robotics exhibit at the museum.
Dr. Fulton: Mm.
Brick: Pretend this is the bus.
Dr. Fulton: Ah.
Brick: [clears throat] When we're lining up to get on, I slip in between Dante and Parker. Once we're in, Dante sits down first. I immediately sit next to him. If for some reason that doesn't work, I've got Parker right behind me as a backup. I'm guaranteed to sit with one of them.
Dr. Fulton: That's a good plan. But remember... once you're in, do not leave, all right, because... Well, here, let me show you. Once, I... I left to go get a coffee stirrer, right? Then the next thing I know, that ponytailed, tofu-head barista is sitting with Shelly. They're getting married on Saturday. Yeah. Do you know I can't drink coffee anymore, Brick?
Brick: I did not.
The Middle Quotes
‘Operation Infiltration’ Quotes
Quote from Mike
Mike: What's it say? What's it say?
Sue: Uh... I don't know. Is this for one year or four years? Oh, my God, how can I go to college if I can't even figure out the financial-aid letter?! [breathing heavily]
Frankie: I see room and board. I see tuition.
Mike: Yes. They're giving us everything we needed! We're poor!
Sue: Whoo!
Frankie: [laughs] Yeah! We did it! Oh!
Sue: Whoo!
Frankie: I told you we were poor enough. I never stopped believing.
Mike: You know, if we'd have worked a little bit harder, none of this would be possible.
Quote from Frankie
Brick: You signed up to chaperone the field trip to the robotics exhibit in Indianapolis on Saturday.
Frankie: Mm, that doesn't sound like me.
Brick: Yeah. Remember back in September when I asked you?
[flashback:]
Brick: Do you want to do the back-to-school breakfast next week?
Frankie: Ew. No.
Brick: Halloween party?
Frankie: Negatory.
Brick: Thanksgiving feed the homeless?
Frankie: Too soon. Don't stop till you hit April. You want to do one of the later ones, so when the school runs out of money, they cancel it.
Quote from Rusty
Mike: Wow. Our old room!
Rusty: He hasn't changed anything from when we were growing up. All this time I've been staying in the tire room, I could have been living here. My dirt! [laughs] Ah, you remember when Pet Rocks took off? Ah. I thought pet dirt would be right behind it. That's seven years of my life I'd like to get back.
[Mike moves a bag to reveal a poster of Farrah Fawcett]
Mike: There she is!
Rusty: Oh, man. That's when pointies meant something. Ha. Now you see them everywhere.