Dr. Fulton: Okay, well, what about these boys makes you think they'll be receptive to you?
Brick: Well, Parker got assigned to me in science lab, and he didn't groan. And the whole time we worked together, he tolerated me.
Dr. Fulton: Ooh, tolerating is progress.
Brick: I'm gonna make my move this Saturday on the trip to the robotics exhibit at the museum.
Dr. Fulton: Mm.
Brick: Pretend this is the bus.
Dr. Fulton: Ah.
Brick: [clears throat] When we're lining up to get on, I slip in between Dante and Parker. Once we're in, Dante sits down first. I immediately sit next to him. If for some reason that doesn't work, I've got Parker right behind me as a backup. I'm guaranteed to sit with one of them.
Dr. Fulton: That's a good plan. But remember... once you're in, do not leave, all right, because... Well, here, let me show you. Once, I... I left to go get a coffee stirrer, right? Then the next thing I know, that ponytailed, tofu-head barista is sitting with Shelly. They're getting married on Saturday. Yeah. Do you know I can't drink coffee anymore, Brick?
Brick: I did not.