Sue Quote #640
Quote from Sue in Steaming Pile of Guilt
All: With liberty and justice for all.
Brad: Thank you, sergeant at arms. Super-inspiring, as uzhe. And now, as head of the yearbook committee, it is my job and my honor to announcer our senior superlatives. [applause]
Sue: I'm sorry, Brad. Could I just say something? You know, we all get caught up in senior superlatives, but the truth is, it's always the popular people who win these things. But it shouldn't be. D... W-w-w... We're all "best smile." We are all "most spirited." We are the class of 2015, and we have been on this journey together! So please, I urge you, if you are someone like me, who believes in class unity, then don't come up here and accept this award! Send a message that these labels and this system are wrong! Thank you. [scattered applause]
Brad: Okay. Well, I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do now, because the winner for "Best laugh" is Sue Heck. [chuckles] [Sue gasps] [scattered applause]
Sue: Okay, so, before I don't accept this award, let's just take a second and think about this. [nervous laugh] ervously]
The Middle Quotes
‘Steaming Pile of Guilt’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Brick: For years, you've ignored me. You've wandered away when I'm talking. Often when I'm sharing something I feel is important, your eyes glaze over or Axl goes "blah, blah, blah." So now you're finally going to listen to what I have to say.
Mike: We got to get a calendar system.
Brick: I spent a lot of time thinking on how I should kick things off, and I believe I've landed on something that's a real crowd-pleaser. Railroad gauges. You've probably always wondered how we ended up with the 4-feet, 8.5-inch gauge. Well, it all begins with the chariots of imperial Rome...
[later, "Fun with Vowels":]
Brick: You see, I was always curious if there were any words that contained the five vowels "a," "e," "i," "o," and "u" in just that order. Turns out, there are a handful.
[later, "My favorite manuals and catalogues":]
Brick: Item c493l... portable sewing kit...
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [microwave beeps] Okay, we need something green to go with dinner. Ooh! We can make ice-pack peas. They haven't been in there that long. When was the O.J. chase? You know, we really should buy some fresh vegetables sometimes, just so w... [gasps] Oh, my God. We forgot Brick's birthday.
Mike: What?
Frankie: Brick's birthday... in November! What month are we in now?
Mike: February. [Frankie sighs] Yeah, that's bad. You know, it's been so long, at this point, maybe we should just float it to next year.
Frankie: That's what we did last year. Ugh! We're treating him like a leap-year baby. [gasps] Sue's birthday... that's coming up, too! Oh, seriously, why do we have two birthdays so close together?
Mike: We didn't.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Question number 18... "What is my favorite part of the movie?"
Sue: The credits! I said "the credits."
Brick: Incorrect.
Axl: The FBI warning!
Brick: That's correct... the FBI warning. What's my favorite smell?
Mike: I skipped that one.
Brick: And the correct answer is...
Axl & Brick: New-book smell.
Axl: Boom!
Brick: I also would have accepted "old book smell."