Darrin Quote #63
Quote from Darrin in Thanksgiving VI
Mike: So, Devin, you think the defense will hold up?
Sue: Okay, that's enough sports talk. Let's change the subject, hmm? Does anyone have a funny air-conditioning-school story?
Darrin: Oh, wait... I do. This guy, Dan, at work was on a service call, and he got his arm stuck in a fan belt.
Sue: [laughs] And then what happened, Darrin?
Darrin: Uh, I think that was the whole story.
Sue: Oh, no. That can't be the whole story. There must be more.
Darrin: Oh, yeah. There is. He mangled his hand pretty bad and lost his pinkie finger and half his pointer.
Sue: Oh, Darrin, stop. No, seriously... stop.
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving VI’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Sue: Axl! Did you hear this? Mom and Dad say we're having Thanksgiving at a restaurant.
Axl: Oh. So Mom's not cooking? At last... something to be truly thankful for.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Mom, I have to talk to you. Darrin did something bad.
Frankie: Don't worry. Dad will get over the turkey thing.
Sue: He told the waiters to sing "Happy Birthday" to Dad.
Frankie: What? Has he lost his mind?!
Sue: I don't know.
Frankie: Listen to me right now. You need to tell me who you talked to and exactly what you said.
Darrin: Uh, I don't know. He was a waiter.
Frankie: What did he look like?
Darrin: He had an apron and a pen.
Frankie: They all have aprons and pens! I need details. Mole on his face, crooked nose... anything.
Darrin: I don't remember.
Frankie: Well, you've got to remember!
Darrin: It's kind of hard to think when you're yelling at me!
Frankie: All right, just... just go and find him... now!
Quote from Sue
Sue: Wait a minute. What's going on? Are we not having Thanksgiving at home this year?
Frankie: Sue, take a look around this place.
Sue: But we have to stay home. Thanksgiving's not Thanksgiving without Frugal Hoosier canned corn, Safeway boxed stuffing, and CVS pumpkin pie.