Darrin Quote #62
Quote from Darrin in Thanksgiving VI
Frankie: Okay, so, if my niece is Lucy and Lucy's mother is Janet... wait. Hold on.
Devin: So, Axl, you a big Colts fan?
Axl: Nope. Not at all. Not in any way.
Devin: Well, it might be a good year to jump on the bandwagon. If Luck stays healthy, they can win the whole thing.
Mike: If the offensive line does their job, Luck will stay healthy.
Devin: Yeah, but Pagano's got to do his job, too. If he gets too pass-happy, they'll get blitzed every time. You can't put that on the o-line.
Darrin: Well, if the Colts do win the Super Bowl this year, it won't be because of luck. But, then again, it will be 'cause the quarterback's name is Luck. Get it?
Sue: [laughs] I get it, Darrin. That's funny, huh?
Mike: [sighs] Yeah.
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving VI’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Sue: Axl! Did you hear this? Mom and Dad say we're having Thanksgiving at a restaurant.
Axl: Oh. So Mom's not cooking? At last... something to be truly thankful for.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Mom, I have to talk to you. Darrin did something bad.
Frankie: Don't worry. Dad will get over the turkey thing.
Sue: He told the waiters to sing "Happy Birthday" to Dad.
Frankie: What? Has he lost his mind?!
Sue: I don't know.
Frankie: Listen to me right now. You need to tell me who you talked to and exactly what you said.
Darrin: Uh, I don't know. He was a waiter.
Frankie: What did he look like?
Darrin: He had an apron and a pen.
Frankie: They all have aprons and pens! I need details. Mole on his face, crooked nose... anything.
Darrin: I don't remember.
Frankie: Well, you've got to remember!
Darrin: It's kind of hard to think when you're yelling at me!
Frankie: All right, just... just go and find him... now!
Quote from Sue
Sue: Wait a minute. What's going on? Are we not having Thanksgiving at home this year?
Frankie: Sue, take a look around this place.
Sue: But we have to stay home. Thanksgiving's not Thanksgiving without Frugal Hoosier canned corn, Safeway boxed stuffing, and CVS pumpkin pie.