Brick Quote #556
Frankie: [v.o.] So, four hours and two states out of our way, we made the quick stop somewhere outside of Greenville, North Carolina, to have Brick meet his girlfriend. People do things for their kids, okay?
Mike: All right, we're here. [crickets chirping]
Brick: This is it? Really? I would have thought Disney World would be a little fancier.
Frankie: No. This is your girlfriend's house. We're here.
Brick: Oh. Did I not mention that we broke up last night?
Mike: You're kidding.
Sue: Brick!
Frankie: What?!
Axl: When Mom and Dad are dead, you are so grounded.
Frankie: No. You did not, Brick. You did not... mention that.
Brick: You don't understand... she went through the Jelly Gates and into the Golden Castle of Akbar without me. I mean, how can I have a relationship with someone who would do something like that?
The Middle Quotes
‘Orlando’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Frankie: Look, really, the death napkin doesn't matter anymore. Axl's 19. If anything happens to us, he'll take care of all of you.
Axl: I'm gonna be doing things very differently. First thing... you're both getting jobs right away. Sue's gonna have to learn how to cook, and you guys are gonna have to start picking up around the house.
Mike: Brick, tell your brother he's an idiot.
Brick: I don't want to say that to him. If he's gonna be in charge of me, I got to stay on his good side.
Axl: You're my favorite, Brick. I might even let you sleep inside.
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Ooh, Brick, come here. I have a really big surprise for you.
Brick: What is it?
Frankie: Well, your dad and I talked it over... Not because you were bugging me... And we have decided that we are gonna stop and visit your girlfriend in North Carolina.
Brick: Wow, that's great! Thanks! Whoop! [whispers] Whoop. [normal voice] Whoop! [whispers] Whoop. [normal voice] Whoop! [whispers] Whoop. [normal voice] Whoop!
Mike: Yeah, we're never having grandkids.
Quote from Sue
Sue: Six days to Disney World! We are going to Disney world in six days, people! It is six days away! Can you believe it?!
Frankie: [sighs] Sue, really, you have to pace yourself.
Frankie: [v.o.] I know it sounds like I'm raining on Sue's parade, but you got to understand this started the day she won the trip.
[flashbacks:]
Sue: 27 days to Disney World!
Sue: 26 days to Disney- [gasps] [toilet flushes] Ooh, sorry, sorry.
Sue: 25 days to Disney World!
Frankie: Hey, she didn't say anything today.
Sue: [enters] 24 days 'till Disney World! Haa!
Frankie: [v.o.] You get the idea.