Mike Quote #692
Quote from Mike in Heck on a Hard Body
Mike: Hey, you're the one who made me let him stay. You shot me that look, and you made me feel guilty.
Frankie: The look that said, "Help, we can't let your brother come and stay with us"? God, you don't know my looks at all.
Mike: [groans] We're in agreement, okay? It's not a great situation, and I look forward to dissecting it to death when I get back, but I can't get into it now. I got to get sleep. Brick and I got to be on the road to Chicago by 7:00.
Frankie: Seriously? That's tomorrow?
Mike: Yeah. Tomorrow's the 12th.
Frankie: Well, what are you gonna do about your brother? You're gonna take him, right?
Mike: Why would I take him?
Frankie: Why would you leave him?
Mike: Why wouldn't I?
Frankie: Because you want to stay married. [Mike is silent] Right back at you.
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‘Heck on a Hard Body’ Quotes
Quote from Rusty
Mike: Rusty, what's all this?
Rusty: Oh, this? It's my new business. We make NFL shower curtains.
Mike: Really? You're making NFL shower curtains? You actually got permission from the NFL?
Rusty: Oh, yes, yes. No. No. Not officially. It's okay, though. I figured a way around it. Check this out. Huh?
Mike: "Cincinnati Begals"? "New York Gants."
Rusty: Yeah. Nobody will notice. It's a proven scientific fact. Your brain will just fill in the missing letters.
Mike: Maybe your brain.
Quote from Sue
Sue: Oh. I'm in training, too. Ehlert Motors is having a "Hands On A Hard Body" contest this weekend. The last person with their hand on the car wins it. Can you possibly think of a more perfect contest for me? I mean, who has more practice standing than me? I mean, I stand off to the side at dances, in gym waiting to be picked. I stand through half my classes because there aren't enough desks due to budget cuts. We're supposed to trade off, but nobody does. [chuckles] I'm gonna win myself a car!
Mike: All right, I got to get to work. We'll pick this up tonight, Brick.
Sue: Yikes, I should get to school. [removes hand from wall] Oh! Shoot. Rookie mistake. Glad I got it out of the way now. I mean, a mistake could happen like that! [removes hand from wall to snap fingers] Oh, shoot. I did it again.
Mike: Okay, see you later.
Sue: [waves] Bye, Dad. Oh, seriously?!
Quote from Sue
Woman: Did I mention I once did a yoga retreat where I spent two days in the warrior pose? Might as well give up now, sweetheart.
Sue: Really? You think I should give up? Let me tell you something about me. I never, ever give up. I have not made a hundred things, but I still try out. [laughs] When they tell me that I didn't make the team, I show up and ask to be manager. When there are no parts in the play for me, I ask to make the programs. The more I fail, the stronger I get! [breathes heavily] My whole life has led me to this moment! So I will stand here on my one burning leg for as long as it takes, so, ha! [insect buzzes] Ha ha ha! [gasps] Aah! I think I just swallowed a fly. [breathes heavily] But I am still not giving up!
Woman: Oh, you can't beat crazy.
Mr. Ehlert: We have a winner! Finally!
Sue: Whoo!
Mr. Ehlert: This is the worst idea I ever had.