Frankie Quote #1163
Quote from Frankie in War of the Hecks
Frankie: The point is, you could have walked the dog. It's really not that hard.
Mike: Look, I'm not carrying a poop bag for a dog I never signed off on. And I'm not buying your excuses about those fliers. The tape won't stick in this weather? Really?
Frankie: Look, I understand that Colin Firth is causing some disruption in our house. And I will entertain the idea of giving up this dog I love very much. But I think you are a decent person. And as a decent person, you would see that it wouldn't be fair to-- to make me do it unless you really tried, because you're so decent. Because you have a lot of qualities, but decency is the one that really comes across. [sighs] Please, Mike? It would make up for the hostile resting face.
Mike: [groans]
Frankie: Thank you! You give it a shot with the dog for two weeks. Really try, and if you guys don't bond, we'll seriously talk about finding him a different home.
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‘War of the Hecks’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Axl: Hey, buddy! How would you like to play this new game I invented? I call it "Extreme Room Makeover, Brick Edition." Ahh!
Brick: If it's anything like your other games, "Hamper Hostage", "Drier Ride", and "Toilet Explorer", I think I'll pass. Besides, I've got a new book I'm very excited about and wish not to be disturbed.
Axl: Unsinkable by Debbie Reynolds?
Brick: It's on the branch librarian's list of winter must-reads. She was dead-on about Nora Ephron's I Feel Bad About My Neck, and this is supposed to be just as good.
Axl: Mm, okay. Here's the thing, Brick. [clears throat] It's not exactly a choice. Now, you can help me, or your book can be the next contestant on Toilet Explorer, and I'm guessing it's really not that unsinkable.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Sorry, Margie. Just not my cup of tea. I don't think I'm the target audience. Really looking forward to Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood, though. [whispers] Ya-Ya.
Quote from Axl
[Brick holds up a CD of Mariah Carey's "Merry Christmas" album]
Axl: Keep.
Brick: Keep?
Axl: Whatever. Just keep. I don't care. Just keep it.