Brick Quote #436

Quote from Brick in The Ditch

Dr. Fulton: [high-pitched voice] Hi, Brick. I'm Curious Cat. Please ignore the fact that I'm anatomically correct, as that has no bearing on this discussion. So, tell me, what's going on in the wonderful world of Brick?
Brad: Really? We're actually doing this?
Dr. Fulton: [sighs] [normal voice] Sorry, Curious Cat. I guess Brick isn't in the mood to chat. Like that time Shelly broke up with me and I begged her to talk it out, and she just slammed the door in my face. [as Curious Cat] She didn't deserve you. [normal voice] Thank you, Curious Cat. You get me.
Brick: Seems like you guys have a lot to talk about. Should I just leave you two alone?

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 ‘The Ditch’ Quotes

Quote from Sue

Frankie: [v.o.] Sue's ditch day wasn't exactly fun yet. But she knew as soon as she intercepted the call from the attendance office, she could really start living. Provided she stayed low to the ground and out of sight.
Sue: [answers phone] Hello?
Woman: This is the Orson High attendance office. May I speak to Frankie Heck, please?
Sue: [British accent] Yes, this is she! [whispers] Why am I British?
Woman: I'm just verifying that Sue Heck is home sick today.
Sue: [British accent] Oh, yes. She is quite sick. Sick as the Dickens, I'm afraid.
Woman: Well, please make sure she brings a note with a parent signature.
Sue: [British accent] A note?
Woman: Yes. It's a requirement anytime a student has been absent.
Sue: [British accent] Very well. A note. I'll add it to my shed-ule. Cheerio!

Quote from Axl

Axl: You know, I've never really looked at your room before. When you feel your nerd powers being drained, do you come in here to recharge?
Sue: [scoffs] Get out of here, Axl.
Axl: Oh, I'm going. [clears throat] And you know why? Because a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
Sue: Hilarious. Maybe I'll take a journey to the kitchen and tell mom you were in my room!
Axl: Jeez, hang in there, baby. Don't sweat the small stuff.
Sue: Would you just get out?! I don't go into your room and stare at your booger wall.
Axl: Hey! Some of those aren't mine.

Quote from Frankie

Frankie: Brick, what are you doing in there? Get what you want and shut the door.
Brick: But I've got my middle school placement test tomorrow. Mr. Walker said everyone has to bring a healthy snack.
Frankie: Well... [sighs] yeah. Here you go. Jelly. Jelly's a fruit. Can't get much healthier than that.
Brick: We're out of bread.
Frankie: Even better. You eat it with a spoon, and the vitamins get to your brain faster.
Brick: [sighs] Fine.