Sue Quote #413
Quote from Sue in Hallelujah Hoedown
Sue: What is this? What's going on? What are you guys all doing here?
Brad: Reverend TimTom told us you were feeling jealous of us, and that's just crazy talk. Sue, we're jealous of you.
Sue: You are?
Becky: Yeah. You're smart. You're funny. You haven't spent any time in juvie. Nobody in your family has meth teeth.
Brad: Not to mention you have the neck of a queen. Plus you always try your hardest, you're always optimistic, and you never give up.
Frankie: It's true, Sue.
Sue: Mom? What are you doing here?
Frankie: Brad called me and told me it was an emergency... which it clearly is not, so thanks for scaring the crap out of me, Brad. But the point is, we believe in you, Sue. We know you can do this. I know you can do this.
Sue: You're right. I never give up. I can do this. [keys jangle] Oh. I am gonna do this right now. [cheering] Sixth time's the charm.
BMV Worker: Wait. This is your sixth time? Oh, I'm sorry. You can only take the test five times, then you have to wait a month to take it again. [all groan]
Sue: I just have to stay pumped for four more weeks! Yeah! [cheering]
The Middle Quotes
‘Hallelujah Hoedown’ Quotes
Quote from Sue
Sue: He-he-he-hoo. He-he-he-hoo. He-he-he-hoo.
Frankie: Sue, you're gonna pass out again.
Mike: What is she doing?
Sue: I found Mom's old Lamaze tapes. I realized I have been psyching myself out for these driving tests. And if I can control my breathing, I can control my driving. [exhales] He-he-he-hoo. And breathe the baby out. Okay. All right. I am gonna go listen to "Fearless" by Taylor Swift one more time, and then, Dad, you and I are gonna go to the B.M.V. Whoo-hoo! Go, Sue.
Quote from Reverend TimTom
Sue: Well, lately, I've been having these weird feelings inside, and I don't get it. See, all my friends have been getting their driver's licenses, but I keep failing. And when Brad told me he got his license, instead of feeling happy for him, I just wanted to punch that smile right off his face. So what do you think that means?
Reverend TimTom: Hmm. Sounds like somebody's dancin' her first dance with that old friend the green-eyed monster.
Sue: What do you mean?
Reverend TimTom: You're jealous, Sue. It's a pretty common problem. Throughout history, many have felt its sting... Cain and Abel, Ishmael and Isaac, the Jonas brothers and 1D.
Quote from Darrin
Sean: $147. Bam. That's it. That's enough to rent the Orson limo for prom.
Darrin: I rode in that when my grandma died. It was awesome. I rode the whole way to the cemetery out the sunroof.