Sue Quote #371

Quote from Sue in The Smile

Mr. Glover: Well, I trust that all of you are well ensconced in your experiments. Now when I call your name, you will state your hypothesis and bring me up to date on your experiment. Miss Heck?
Sue: Well... um...
Mr. Glover: "Well, um" is not an hypothesis. Miss Moore?
Lauren Moore: My hypothesis is that some marinade ingredients might block carcinogenic compounds from forming on meat when it's grilled. I'm currently looking at which ingredients would inhibit PHIP formation, 'cause if I can find a way to decrease carcinogens from our diet, I might have found a way to prevent cancer.
Mr. Glover: Whew. Miss Heck?
Sue: Um, well... my hypothesis... is that smiling is contagious. [laughter] It's more than you think. You see, the purpose of this project is to prove that when one individual smiles, it will elicit a similar smile from another human, thereby decreasing levels of worldwide... unhappiness.
Mr. Glover: Well, then. The rest of you will have to tell me your hypothesis later because I have to dust off the Nobel prize for Miss Heck. Let me warn you... if this is the direction you're going, you... better... "wow" me.

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 ‘The Smile’ Quotes

Quote from Axl

Frankie: [v.o.] So while Mike and I had been harassing the loyal servants of the US Postal Service, turns out it wasn't the '80s anymore, and the news we were all waiting for was coming over a different kind of mail. [cell phone buzzes]
Axl: Yes! I'm in! Oh, my God! I just got an official e-mail from East Indiana State. It's official! I'm in! Oh, my God. That's it! I'm outta here! So long, suckers! East Indiana State freshmen rule! [high-pitched voice] Ha ha ha ha! Whoo! [exits and then returns] I still have to graduate, don't I? [teacher nods]

Quote from Mike

Brick: Dad, can you please get me an iPad?
Mike: I'm heating up my coffee with a hair dryer. What do you think?
Brick: I don't think you realize what getting me an iPad would mean. For example, when we go on trips, you wouldn't have to lug around all my books. Remember that time you threw out your back while picking up my book bag?
Mike: The answer's still no, but thanks for reminding me I'm old.

Quote from Frankie

Brick: So the iPad? Yes or no?
Frankie: Brick, the only way you're getting an iPad is if you're in Steve Jobs' will.