Darrin Quote #23

Quote from Darrin in The Smile

Sean: Whoa, is that the school? It looks so tiny from up here.
Axl: Yeah. Felt so big when we were freshmen.
Darrin: And there's the football field.
Sean: Yep. You always said that we'd win a city championship on that field, and we did.
Darrin: You also said you'd feel Julie O'Connor's boobs on that field.
Axl: Mm. Well, one for two ain't bad, huh?
Darrin: You only felt one of 'em?
Axl: [sighs] Remind me not to have you fix my air conditioner.

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 ‘The Smile’ Quotes

Quote from Axl

Frankie: [v.o.] So while Mike and I had been harassing the loyal servants of the US Postal Service, turns out it wasn't the '80s anymore, and the news we were all waiting for was coming over a different kind of mail. [cell phone buzzes]
Axl: Yes! I'm in! Oh, my God! I just got an official e-mail from East Indiana State. It's official! I'm in! Oh, my God. That's it! I'm outta here! So long, suckers! East Indiana State freshmen rule! [high-pitched voice] Ha ha ha ha! Whoo! [exits and then returns] I still have to graduate, don't I? [teacher nods]

Quote from Mike

Brick: Dad, can you please get me an iPad?
Mike: I'm heating up my coffee with a hair dryer. What do you think?
Brick: I don't think you realize what getting me an iPad would mean. For example, when we go on trips, you wouldn't have to lug around all my books. Remember that time you threw out your back while picking up my book bag?
Mike: The answer's still no, but thanks for reminding me I'm old.

Quote from Frankie

Brick: So the iPad? Yes or no?
Frankie: Brick, the only way you're getting an iPad is if you're in Steve Jobs' will.