Mike Quote #509
Quote from Mike in Christmas Help
Frankie: Where are you going?
Mike: I told Rusty I'd help him move some furniture.
Frankie: Yeah, 'cause everyone knows the best time to move furniture is when it's dark out.
Mike: I guess some friend of his is giving him some old stuff from his place, and he wants the stuff moved out before he gets back into town.
Frankie: This is ridiculous. Seriously, Mike, what is wrong with your brother?
Mike: The "what's not wrong with him" list is shorter.
The Middle Quotes
‘Christmas Help’ Quotes
Quote from Rusty
Rusty: I'm telling you, man, it's a golden opportunity.
Mike: I don't know, Rusty.
Rusty: Come on, Mike, how many llamas can I put you down for?
Quote from Brick
Frankie: So do you have a part?
Brick: I'm the wise man who brings frankincense to the baby Jesus. I really wanted myrrh. [whispers] Myrrh.
Quote from Reverend TimTom
Reverend TimTom: [plays guitar and sings] It's a bell you can't unring It's a song you can't unsing It's a gift you can never take back That's why it's best to stay on track And wait 'til marriage [talks] Okay, everybody. I'll see you next week.