Frankie: Where are you going?
Mike: I told Rusty I'd help him move some furniture.
Frankie: Yeah, 'cause everyone knows the best time to move furniture is when it's dark out.
Mike: I guess some friend of his is giving him some old stuff from his place, and he wants the stuff moved out before he gets back into town.
Frankie: This is ridiculous. Seriously, Mike, what is wrong with your brother?
Mike: The "what's not wrong with him" list is shorter.