Axl Quote #85

Quote from Axl in Worry Duty

Axl: Mom, I didn't tell you I'm with Morgan because you'd flip out.
Frankie: You're back with Morgan?
Axl: Mom, please. Look, I know you hate her, but I love her. So could we just drop it?
Frankie: I don't hate Morgan. I hated the way she treated you. But if you're happy, I'm happy.
Axl: Mom, I lie to you, you don't lie to me. That's the way it works.
Frankie: Let me prove it to you. Why don't you bring her to dinner tomorrow night?
Axl: [flatly] Wow, Mom, that sounds... awesome.
Frankie: Come on. Don't you want the women in your life to get along?
Axl: Oh, my God. It sounds totally creepy when you put it like that.

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 ‘Worry Duty’ Quotes

Quote from Frankie

Frankie: [v.o.] There are lots of ways you categorize people: age, politics, religion. But when you get down to it, there are really two basic types of people in the world: the non-worriers...
Axl: God! Chill. I'll study while they're handing out the test.
Mike: The nail was rusty, but I threw beer on there, cleaned it out.
Frankie: [v.o.] and the worriers.
Sue: What if I never get my braces off? What if I'm part of some secret experiment where they're trying to see how long a person can last with braces on their teeth?
Frankie: I'm forgetting things, Mike. My keys were right here. This runs in families. It's only a matter of time before I am wandering the interstate in my bathrobe and you're using candy to get me in the car.

Quote from Mr. Ehlert

Mr. Ehlert: Gather around, minions. I'm throwing a company picnic. Food, drinks, games, the whole shebang. And I expect to see every one of you there with your families. [applause] It's really my granddaughter's 9th birthday, but this way I can write the whole thing off. She likes those American Girl dolls. Check with each other so you don't double up.

Quote from Mr. Ehlert

Mr. Ehlert: Hey, Stretch, you enjoying yourself?
Mike: Now that I've found the beer.
Mr. Ehlert: [chuckles] Well, I'm just glad I could throw this celebration for the employees. When you give, you get a warm feeling in your ticker, you know? That'll be 3 bucks. [to a young girl] Ah, the pop's a buck and a quarter there, princess.
Mike: I'll get it.
Mr. Ehlert: Oh, great.