Axl: Mom, I didn't tell you I'm with Morgan because you'd flip out.
Frankie: You're back with Morgan?
Axl: Mom, please. Look, I know you hate her, but I love her. So could we just drop it?
Frankie: I don't hate Morgan. I hated the way she treated you. But if you're happy, I'm happy.
Axl: Mom, I lie to you, you don't lie to me. That's the way it works.
Frankie: Let me prove it to you. Why don't you bring her to dinner tomorrow night?
Axl: [flatly] Wow, Mom, that sounds... awesome.
Frankie: Come on. Don't you want the women in your life to get along?
Axl: Oh, my God. It sounds totally creepy when you put it like that.