Sue Quote #46
Sue: Oh, well. You guys are so gonna love the next place on the birthday trip. I read in the AAA TripTik, that Indiana is home to the world's largest oak-tree stump.
Brick: Cool.
Axl: Lame.
Sue: It's the eighth wonder of Muncie. I bet no one at home has a postcard from the world's largest stump.
Axl: Why do you think that is, Sue? Why?
Mike: Whoa, whoa, whoa. We have to get to the motel, give Brick a bath, go over flashcards, and get him to bed. No way we're gonna do that if we drive out of our way to look at some stump.
The Middle Quotes
‘The Bee’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Axl: I had the lowest of expectations, and I'm still disappointed.
Quote from Mr. Ehlert
Frankie: [v.o.] Americans have had a long love affair with their cars. Road trips, tailgating, family vacations... But these days, not so much.
Mr. Ehlert: America is treating its cars like an old wife it's sick of sleeping with because maybe she's gained a little weight or stopped taking care of herself. No offense, Frances.
Frankie: None taken?
Mr. Ehlert: America's bored with their cars, and we need a little PR to fix that. Everybody give a big hand to our new customer-relations supervisor, Frances Heck.
Frankie: Oh. [applause]
Mr. Ehlert: From now on, Frances, you're responsible for writing birthday cards to all the cars we've sold over the last 10 years.
Frankie: I'm writing birthday cards to cars?
Mr. Ehlert: You have until next week to do 5,000. Congratulations on your promotion.
Quote from Axl
Sue: I'm gonna get postcards from every fun thing we do for my birthday weekend, and Mom's gonna help me make a scrapbook.
Axl: Awesome. I'm gonna take pictures of every lame thing we do on this lame weekend, and then Mom can look to them for clues as to why I ran away.