Sue: Oh, well. You guys are so gonna love the next place on the birthday trip. I read in the AAA TripTik, that Indiana is home to the world's largest oak-tree stump.
Brick: Cool.
Axl: Lame.
Sue: It's the eighth wonder of Muncie. I bet no one at home has a postcard from the world's largest stump.
Axl: Why do you think that is, Sue? Why?
Mike: Whoa, whoa, whoa. We have to get to the motel, give Brick a bath, go over flashcards, and get him to bed. No way we're gonna do that if we drive out of our way to look at some stump.