Mr. Ehlert Quote #5
Quote from Mr. Ehlert in The Cheerleader
Mr. Ehlert: Ladies and gents, thanks for coming to Ehlert Motors. We've got great deals on all our vehicles so please don't rush off. We've got many knowledgeable salesmen... and a woman to show you around. Right. Now, for the winner. There were 425,362 jellybeans in the car. So the closest guess with 12,001 is Cecil Hagen.
The Middle Quotes
‘The Cheerleader’ Quotes
Quote from Mike
Frankie: [v.o.] Out here in the middle, people are straight shooters. They just say it like it is. Well, I got one of those types in my house as well.
[montage:]
Mike: [to Brick] Hell, yeah, you were a mistake. I mean, we're happy you're here now, but you were definitely a mistake.
Mike: [to Frankie] It's funny because you're not fat, but that skirt sure makes you look fat.
Mike: [to a young Sue] Ha. Who told you Scrappy went to a farm? He's not on a farm. He's dead.
Quote from Brick
[Brick walks over to Frankie holding a book, Sorrow's Destiny]
Brick: Mom. Which part of me is my hungering manhood?
[Mike takes the book and then hands it to Frankie]
Quote from Axl
Frankie: [v.o.] If the library fines were half a dryer, glasses were a whole dryer. But luckily, the Frugal Hoosier has an optical department. And no mirrors.
[Axl and Mike stand in front of Sue as she tries on pairs of glasses]
Axl: Dork. Dork. I would never stop punching you.
Mike: Knock it off. She's a young girl with emotions all over her surface... or something like that. Anyway, our job is to cheer her on.
Axl: [to Sue] Oh, my God. Those look so great. Seriously. I think you should really, really buy them.