‘A Quarry Story’
Season 6, Episode 11 - Aired January 14, 2015
After Frankie discovers an old, uncashed paycheck from the car lot, Mr. Ehlert makes her work a shift to get paid. When her Spudsy hours are cut back, Mike offers Sue a job cleaning up at the quarry. Meanwhile, Big Mike (John Cullum) asks Axl to help him as he fixes the Hecks' kitchen sink, while Brick discovers the wonders of classic TV game shows.
Quote from Sue
Sue: Please don't throw your red cups on the ground! And please, those of you with bottles, put them in the green recycling bins.
Jock: Great party, Sue.
Sue: Oh, my god. A football player knows my name.
Brad: Ah! Focus, Sue.
Sue: Okay, you're right. Everybody! Everybody needs to go! Now! Please, please! If you could all just follow me this way! Yep. This way!
Quote from Axl
Axl: Hey, guys. Check this out. I think you'll wanna see this. Brick, tell 'em what they've won!
Brick: Mike and Frankie Heck, you have won a brand-newish sink chosen especially for you.
Mike: Whoa!
Frankie: Oh, I love this! We never win anything! This is great!
Mike: Thanks, Dad.
Big Mike: Don't thank me. Thank him.
Axl: So... laying the formica was simple once you rough it out. The faucet can get tricky. Uh, the mistake a lot of people make is cutting corners. You wanna make sure you use the exact right set screw, which, of course, I did. And as you can see, the water falls straight down, as opposed to other directions. Dad, can I get you a glass?
Mike: Sure.
Quote from Sue
Sue: Hey! Oh, no, no, no, no. Get out of there! Why are you... No, no, no, no! No dancing on the bulldozer! Oh!
No, no, no, no! Stop it! Stop, stop, stop! You do not have security clearance for that area!
Brad: Sue, come quick. People are doing the polar bear dive into the quarry pen!
Sue: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Carly?
Carly: Oh! I'm sorry. He's in junior college.
Sue: Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god!
Man: Hey, check it out. I'm the world's greatest boss! [cheering]
Sue: No, you're not! You put that down right now!