Michael: Hey, Jeff. Boy, kind of getting away from you here, huh?
The Doorman: Yeah. I love frogs though, so it's awesome.
Tahani: I did bring you one. Oh, thanks, Tahani.
The Doorman: Just toss it on the pile.

Michael: Glenn, Beadie, this is your new intern, Tahani.
Glenn: Tahani! This is so neat. I haven't seen you since I was exploded into goo. I didn't get any me on you, did I?
Tahani: You did, but it's all goo under the bridge.

Tahani: Anyway, I want to learn everything. I shall start at the bottom and earn my way up. To wit, would anyone like a cup of antimatter?
Beadie: Sure, I take mine with nondairy neutrinos.
Tahani: Coming right up. [sighs] Thank you, Michael, for everything.
Michael: You're welcome. I brought you a little "first day on the job" present. [chuckles] Once you're a big deal around here, I hope you don't mind if I brag about knowing you.
Tahani: Name-dropping's a little gauche, Michael, but do as you must.

Simone: I cannot believe she learned to cook this well. When I first met Tahani on Earth, she was trying to shove jewelry into a vending machine. [laughter]
Madison: Okay, well, if she is an architect, then she should design my idea. A karaoke room that's also a tanning bed.
Brittany: Ooh, yes, and, like, the harder you commit to the song, like, the tanner you get?
Eleanor: I gotta say, I am so glad that going through the system did not totally change you two ding-dongs.

Chidi: Oh. For dessert, we have to get the tiramisu.
Uzo: Man. Chidi Anagonye just casually making choices. I never thought I'd live to see it. I mean, I guess I didn't.

Eleanor: That was so fun.
Chidi: Yeah. Yeah, it's always fun to see them. Every time we do it, it's fun.
Eleanor: I had coffee with my mom the other day, and she says hi, but she also finally learned how to pronounce your mom's name. Which is good.
Chidi: Yeah, yeah, they were joking about that last time we saw them. Mm. Remember?
Eleanor: Oh, right. Yeah.

Eleanor: Dude.
Michael: Oh, hey, perfect. Are these good lyrics? [sings] "The psychedelic stardust and moonbeam banana"...
Eleanor: No, stop, that's terrible, and we got a problem.

Janet: Forgive me, Eleanor, but if Chidi's ready to go, it's time for him to go.
Eleanor: Ah, he didn't say that yet though. We're in classic Chidi grey area.
Michael: You need to remind him of what's great about this place. Oh, oh. Remember where he took us, like, the first month we were all together?
Eleanor: Oh, great idea. Yes. Janet, set the scene.
Janet: Okay. Would you like it restored to its original glory?
Eleanor: No. The first time he went, he was in college. Have it look and feel exactly like it was that day when he fell in love with it. Also, pack me the edible robe. That might seal the deal.

Chidi: Oh, man. Oh, wow. Paris.
Eleanor: Yes, Paris, obviously.
Chidi: My favorite city. And you even picked the ideal weather. Overcast and chilly. Perfect for staying inside and reading.
Janet: Is this what you were hinting to me?
Eleanor: I was thinking Six Flags, but this is way better.

Eleanor: Great. So, you go back to your old life, chill with your floating Derek head, when Tahani gets certified, you enter the system, Tahani designs your test. Deal?
Mindy St. Claire: Why not? Something new. [Tahani chuckles] Thanks for giving a crap about me. I don't really give a crap about myself, so it's nice that someone does. I'm really glad I filmed you having sex.
Eleanor: Me too.