Simone Quote #17
Quote from Simone in Help Is Other People
Chidi: Well, I swore I wouldn't tell, and keeping your word is a central tenet of deontological ethics.
Simone: Aw, so romantic.
Chidi: Okay, let's assume certain things are odd about this place. What is your theory?
Simone: I don't know. Maybe this isn't the Good Place. Maybe it's a test. My best guess, it's some kind of experiment. We're being observed in a closed environment.
Tahani: Simone, look at this logically. We are in paradise. There's fresh air, mountains, Janet. And yes, some of us are under 5'10", but other than that, it is literally perfect here.
Simone: No, it is not. Jason is proof. And if you need more evidence that this isn't the Good Place, clearly he's not the only one who doesn't belong.
Brent: Actually, she's right, and I know it for a fact.
Chidi: For the first time ever, I am desperate for you to keep talking.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Help Is Other People’ Quotes
Quote from Brent
Brent: Well, right at the beginning, I talked to Mike and Eleanor, and they were like, "Yeah, don't tell anyone this, but there's a place better than this, the Best Place, and that's where you're headed, amigo."
Chidi: I don't think they actually called you amigo.
Brent: I had to go through the year here, kind of a test, I guess, which, obviously, I aced. So at midnight, I'm in the first Escalade out of here, baby.
Simone: Brent.
Brent: Yeah?
Simone: Think about this.
Brent: Okay.
Simone: How could you get into the Best Place? You would literally have to be one of the most incredible people in the universe.
Brent: I mean, it makes sense to me. I don't know what to tell you.
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: Okay, in the words of Princess Kate after we came back from our shopping trip in Ibiza, "There's a lot to unpack here." Perhaps we should just put our concerns aside and enjoy ourselves.
Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: Focus. We cannot let this slip away from us at the last second. New plan: forget the toasts. We do nothing. We hope that our early successes make up for the embarrassing mess we've become. Like Facebook or America.