Chidi: Well, I swore I wouldn't tell, and keeping your word is a central tenet of deontological ethics.
Simone: Aw, so romantic.
Chidi: Okay, let's assume certain things are odd about this place. What is your theory?
Simone: I don't know. Maybe this isn't the Good Place. Maybe it's a test. My best guess, it's some kind of experiment. We're being observed in a closed environment.
Tahani: Simone, look at this logically. We are in paradise. There's fresh air, mountains, Janet. And yes, some of us are under 5'10", but other than that, it is literally perfect here.
Simone: No, it is not. Jason is proof. And if you need more evidence that this isn't the Good Place, clearly he's not the only one who doesn't belong.
Brent: Actually, she's right, and I know it for a fact.
Chidi: For the first time ever, I am desperate for you to keep talking.