John Quote #1
Quote from John in Pandemonium
John: Tahani Al-Jamil.
Tahani: Yes? Do I know you?
John: Uh, no, no, but I know you. I used to write about you all the time on my blog, The Gossip Toilet. We were the ones that invented the Olsen twins countdown clock for when they became legal. That was our blog. That was us. [chuckles]
Tahani: Oh, my. You were quite mean to me.
John: Oh, no. I wouldn't call it mean, okay? My targets were rich and high status and I was just doing the important work of telling truth to power. So, wait, what about you, huh? You died in Canada? [shouts] That is so weird and embarrassing. That's like the nip slip of dying... [laughs] Okay, listen. We're gonna catch up later. I can't wait to hear all about your new nose.
Tahani: Oh, no. I didn't get a nose job.
John: Oh, I know, I just figured we're in heaven so we might as well fix all of our flaws, right? Like, look at me. Nothing is staying on this face. [laughs] Gosh. Huh. What are the odds that you and I would end up spending eternity together?
The Good Place Quotes
‘Pandemonium’ Quotes
Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: Yes, we will no longer be together. The Bad Place has pulled off the most intricate cork-blork of all time. Hmm, it's a nice touch that the cursing filter maintains the rhyme. I appreciate that attention to detail.
Quote from Michael
Michael: Hang on. I'm not giving up yet. Let's have an old-fashioned brainstorming session. We'll get Chinese food, and we'll throw pencils and stick them in the ceiling, and someone will say something innocuous and I'll say, "Wait... Say that again."
Quote from Michael
Eleanor: Okay, listen. There's a guy out there who's awake and doesn't know what's happening, okay? You gotta pull it together. You've got this.
Michael: No, I absolutely do not. I'm not meant for any of this, Eleanor. I'm just middle management! [Eleanor shushes him] What if I fail? It'll be like the failure to end all failures. It'll be... an epic fail. Is my tie getting tighter, or is my neck getting fatter somehow? Oh! This is what we do. We tell the judge we have to cancel the experiment because I have a fat neck. She'll understand.