John: Tahani Al-Jamil.
Tahani: Yes? Do I know you?
John: Uh, no, no, but I know you. I used to write about you all the time on my blog, The Gossip Toilet. We were the ones that invented the Olsen twins countdown clock for when they became legal. That was our blog. That was us. [chuckles]
Tahani: Oh, my. You were quite mean to me.
John: Oh, no. I wouldn't call it mean, okay? My targets were rich and high status and I was just doing the important work of telling truth to power. So, wait, what about you, huh? You died in Canada? [shouts] That is so weird and embarrassing. That's like the nip slip of dying... [laughs] Okay, listen. We're gonna catch up later. I can't wait to hear all about your new nose.
Tahani: Oh, no. I didn't get a nose job.
John: Oh, I know, I just figured we're in heaven so we might as well fix all of our flaws, right? Like, look at me. Nothing is staying on this face. [laughs] Gosh. Huh. What are the odds that you and I would end up spending eternity together?