Eleanor Quote #185
Eleanor: Look, I gave you bad advice, okay? Jason was clearly important to you, and real heartbreak doesn't have a simple cure. I mean, you will feel better after some time goes by.
Janet: I don't really experience the passage of time. I do use it as lotion occasionally.
Eleanor: I mean, weird, but keep doing it because your skin looks amazing.
Janet: Thank you. Not skin.
Eleanor: The point is, to get through a real heartbreak, you kind of just have to sit with your feelings and mull it over and power through. And you have to talk about it. [groans] Talking about your feelings is the worst. It's so much easier just to find a rebound guy and have sex about your feelings.
Janet: I don't know if I want to talk to Jason right now.
Eleanor: That's cool. Until then... If you ever need a friend to talk to... Just know I'm here.
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Tahani: I hereby pronounce you King Jason.
Jason: Dope. Where did you learn how to do this?
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Jason: No, sorry... they were tied together in a junk yard. It wasn't a very good school. For most of my classes, we just sold dirty magazines door-to-door.
Tahani: You know, Jason, every single detail about your life is... deeply disturbing. And yet, I envy you. I was never allowed to goof off. Never even had a friend I could just be myself around.
Jason: Maybe I can be that friend. Or your husband.
Tahani: [chuckles] Okay, stop it.
Jason: No, no, no, I'm serious. Will you marry me?
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