Quote from Jason in Derek
Tahani: I hereby pronounce you King Jason. Jason: Dope. Where did you learn how to do this? Tahani: The Hertfordshire Academy for Expressionless Girls. It was a finishing school I attended before Oxford, and then, of course, the Sorbonne. Do you know what, I don't think I ever asked you were educated. Jason: I went to Lynyrd Skynyrd High School in Northeast Jacksonville, which was really just a bunch of tugboats tied together. Tahani: Didn't you get seasick? Jason: No, sorry... they were tied together in a junk yard. It wasn't a very good school. For most of my classes, we just sold dirty magazines door-to-door. Tahani: You know, Jason, every single detail about your life is... deeply disturbing. And yet, I envy you. I was never allowed to goof off. Never even had a friend I could just be myself around. Jason: Maybe I can be that friend. Or your husband. Tahani: [chuckles] Okay, stop it. Jason: No, no, no, I'm serious. Will you marry me?