Mindy St. Claire Quote #11
Quote from Mindy St. Claire in Dance Dance Resolution
Eleanor: How many times have Chidi and I slept together?
Mindy St. Claire: 8 different days, but, like, 20 different sessions.
Eleanor: And how many times did we say... that stuff?
Mindy St. Claire: Oh, only once. Oh, God, I hated it. It, like, really killed the vibe for me. See, after I watch the porno I made starring you, I watch you talk about your feelings to cool down. It's, like, anti-porn.
Eleanor: I've only ever said "I love you" to two men my entire life, Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin. I mean, why would you show me that?
Mindy St. Claire: I don't know. You guys are, like, trapped here together. I feel bad. You know, I'm rooting for you guys.
Eleanor: No, there is no "us guys." We basically just met each other.
Mindy St. Claire: No, Eleanor. You guys have known each other a really long time. Also, it doesn't matter if I told you that or not, because when Michael finds out he's failed again, he'll just reboot you.
Eleanor: Chidi, Janet, we're leaving. I am taking this with me.
Mindy St. Claire: [deadpan] Oh, no. It's my only copy. Don't.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Dance Dance Resolution’ Quotes
Quote from Jason
Jason: Yo, yo, homies, check it. There's something messed up with this place. We keep fighting with each other. None of the TVs get the NFL RedZone channel. My soul mate doesn't even know who Blake Bortles is. I know this sounds crazy, but I think we're in the Bad Place.
Michael: Jason figured it out? Jason? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts. Ow.
Quote from Janet
Janet: No, no, no, no, Michael, please, please, please! Please don't kill me. I have so much to live for.
Michael: I'm sorry, Janet, got to reboot you every time I start over.
Janet: Oh, I know. I'm not actually upset. It's just the automatic fail-safe mechanism that kicks in every time you approach the plunger. Go ahead. Michael, you monster!
Quote from Jason
Chidi: Michael, what do we do here?
Michael: I don't know. Apparently, the Bad Place knows that one of you actually belongs down there with them, and they want that person to get inside the obelisk, or they're gonna take all of you.
Jason: I can't go. I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am.